1 00:00:13,509 --> 00:00:12,390 [Music] 2 00:00:15,669 --> 00:00:13,519 all right so i think i'm going to go 3 00:00:18,070 --> 00:00:15,679 into canals 4 00:00:24,070 --> 00:00:19,269 basically 5 00:00:26,710 --> 00:00:25,349 and just fire 6 00:00:29,109 --> 00:00:26,720 m60 7 00:00:31,750 --> 00:00:29,119 for as long as i can 8 00:00:33,110 --> 00:00:31,760 um i'm gonna see how far i can go or how 9 00:00:35,430 --> 00:00:33,120 long it can go 10 00:00:39,190 --> 00:00:35,440 with uh without being shot and i 11 00:00:43,270 --> 00:00:39,200 probably get through i think probably 12 00:00:50,389 --> 00:00:43,280 let's go two or three belts of ammo 13 00:00:54,709 --> 00:00:52,150 oh yeah okay um 14 00:00:58,229 --> 00:00:54,719 no i need the m60 15 00:01:02,389 --> 00:00:58,239 yes and i gotta run for the [\h__\h] shack 16 00:01:02,399 --> 00:01:17,510 come on don't shoot me already 17 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:26,870 so 18 00:01:30,710 --> 00:01:28,789 they i'm pretty sure 19 00:01:31,910 --> 00:01:30,720 that that they know i'm here at this 20 00:01:35,350 --> 00:01:31,920 point 21 00:01:37,990 --> 00:01:35,360 yeah yeah they know they know i'm here 22 00:01:40,550 --> 00:01:38,000 i just wanted to to draw their fire away 23 00:01:41,510 --> 00:01:40,560 from my comrades it's a it's a selfless 24 00:01:59,190 --> 00:01:41,520 act 25 00:02:05,350 --> 00:02:01,990 got through one and a half belts i think 26 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:05,360 one and a half belts well um 27 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:35,190 i just couldn't hit anything 28 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:37,270 i'm pretty sure my teammates are sick of 29 00:02:42,690 --> 00:02:52,869 [Applause] 30 00:02:56,869 --> 00:02:54,150 once you pull that trigger you can't 31 00:03:00,790 --> 00:02:58,869 oh god 32 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:00,800 gosh darn it 33 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:12,070 yeah how do you get a little more power 34 00:03:14,869 --> 00:03:13,120 juice than me 35 00:03:17,110 --> 00:03:14,879 all right 36 00:03:18,390 --> 00:03:17,120 so what am i uh one in five at this 37 00:03:19,670 --> 00:03:18,400 point but 38 00:03:21,110 --> 00:03:19,680 things are looking up i have a new 39 00:03:22,949 --> 00:03:21,120 strategy 40 00:03:24,949 --> 00:03:22,959 which is i'm gonna shoot 41 00:03:40,630 --> 00:03:24,959 and scream 42 00:03:47,110 --> 00:03:42,550 what 43 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:48,309 i think there's something wrong with my 44 00:03:55,509 --> 00:03:53,190 because i'm a good player 45 00:03:56,390 --> 00:03:55,519 there is no question about that uh i 46 00:04:09,990 --> 00:03:56,400 think there's something wrong with my 47 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:16,069 oh yeah oh yeah i'm good oh yeah 48 00:04:19,670 --> 00:04:17,909 oh yeah that's what i'm talking about 49 00:04:21,590 --> 00:04:19,680 check the carnage i'm doing 50 00:04:22,950 --> 00:04:21,600 this massive carnage all over the place 51 00:04:25,590 --> 00:04:22,960 complete carnage 52 00:04:28,150 --> 00:04:25,600 [Applause] 53 00:04:30,550 --> 00:04:28,160 now they won't suspect me to just fire 54 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:30,560 at random 55 00:04:41,670 --> 00:04:39,909 oh but uh no they figured they figured 56 00:04:45,510 --> 00:04:41,680 me out they figured out the [\h__\h] shack 57 00:04:49,749 --> 00:04:47,670 little do they know that i'm gonna go 58 00:05:00,310 --> 00:04:49,759 right back to the [\h__\h] shack 59 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:03,990 come on give me a break 60 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,510 oh thank you oh god 61 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,870 why 62 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:15,029 okay back to the [\h__\h] check 63 00:05:21,189 --> 00:05:16,550 come on you guys want to play hardball 64 00:05:25,430 --> 00:05:23,749 yeah shake that hard ball i'm a hardball 65 00:05:27,350 --> 00:05:25,440 player 66 00:05:29,670 --> 00:05:27,360 oh 67 00:05:31,350 --> 00:05:29,680 i'm a hardball player 68 00:05:40,550 --> 00:05:31,360 what are you doing is i'm just trying to 69 00:05:46,710 --> 00:05:41,990 oh jeez 70 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:51,990 so mad right now 71 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,430 breathe 72 00:05:55,440 --> 00:06:00,230 yes i killed somebody yay 73 00:06:05,189 --> 00:06:02,790 i died 74 00:06:07,590 --> 00:06:05,199 ah it's more angry 75 00:06:14,950 --> 00:06:07,600 all right 76 00:06:20,550 --> 00:06:14,960 taking my [\h__\h] shack 77 00:06:28,710 --> 00:06:23,350 yeah i'm a killer i'm the best 78 00:06:33,029 --> 00:06:30,469 watch out i still got 100 bullets left 79 00:06:35,189 --> 00:06:33,039 in this belt baby 80 00:06:39,029 --> 00:06:35,199 i'm going crazy because i'm on a crazy 81 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:40,950 here's a grenade take that 82 00:06:48,790 --> 00:06:43,680 shove that up here 83 00:06:51,350 --> 00:06:50,309 all right i think i should reload now 84 00:06:53,749 --> 00:06:51,360 before i 85 00:06:55,670 --> 00:06:53,759 i'm gonna go out here take a left 86 00:06:59,189 --> 00:06:55,680 and continue to fire and i'm gonna 87 00:07:02,550 --> 00:07:00,950 i got you buddy i see you're sniping up 88 00:07:04,950 --> 00:07:02,560 there i got you 89 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:04,960 yeah that's how long 90 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:21,189 [Applause] 91 00:07:24,790 --> 00:07:23,110 hey he looks like you need some ammo man 92 00:07:35,030 --> 00:07:24,800 you look tired man 93 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:41,909 [Music] 94 00:07:41,919 --> 00:07:46,629 [\h__\h] shaq is mine 95 00:07:50,950 --> 00:07:48,070 if i can't have it 96 00:07:59,189 --> 00:07:50,960 nobody can plastics and c4 97 00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:01,270 hey anyone any one of you guys want my 98 00:08:09,749 --> 00:08:06,550 oh 99 00:08:09,759 --> 00:08:18,230 what no tarnation happened there 100 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:22,070 foot entire nation happened 101 00:08:27,350 --> 00:08:24,790 i'm gonna chase this guy until i get him 102 00:08:47,190 --> 00:08:27,360 i saw him i spotted him i called him his 103 00:08:54,389 --> 00:08:48,630 i think they've had just about enough of 104 00:09:09,670 --> 00:08:56,550 back to the [\h__\h] shack 105 00:09:14,310 --> 00:09:12,550 you with my shoe check 106 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:14,320 how's my granddaddy [\h__\h] [\h__\h] before is 107 00:09:17,110 --> 00:09:15,440 mine 108 00:09:19,190 --> 00:09:17,120 i love that [\h__\h] [\h__\h] 109 00:09:22,890 --> 00:09:19,200 it's a pepper [\h__\h] in that [\h__\h] check oh 110 00:09:27,350 --> 00:09:22,900 my god here we go 111 00:09:31,269 --> 00:09:28,870 here we go 112 00:09:33,509 --> 00:09:31,279 who's coming around my [\h__\h] shack 113 00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:33,519 oh 114 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:35,360 is that a realtor 115 00:09:39,030 --> 00:09:36,720 is the bank trying to foreclose my [\h__\h] 116 00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:40,470 no one could have my [\h__\h] [\h__\h] i love 117 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:46,310 i dare you to try to take a [\h__\h] 118 00:09:52,560 --> 00:10:10,389 all right all right 119 00:10:10,399 --> 00:10:13,910 it's all i got 120 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:25,190 there's too many walls here 121 00:10:29,590 --> 00:10:26,470 oh no 122 00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:29,600 [Applause] 123 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:47,910 hey where'd everybody go 124 00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:48,949 oh 125 00:11:14,069 --> 00:10:51,120 oops i killed somebody in there 126 00:11:19,269 --> 00:11:15,350 okay 127 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:19,279 and i gotta sign off and take the dog to 128 00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:29,910 yes 129 00:11:35,990 --> 00:11:34,470 all right one more time you know we 130 00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:36,000 always do we always say that we always 131 00:11:39,670 --> 00:11:38,000 say hey one more just one more time 132 00:11:41,990 --> 00:11:39,680 through but then you like five more 133 00:11:43,509 --> 00:11:42,000 times through 134 00:11:44,949 --> 00:11:43,519 because you can't you can't stop [\h__\h] 135 00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:44,959 [\h__\h] shake 136 00:11:57,590 --> 00:11:55,590 yeah see that guy i'm suppressing these 137 00:12:02,150 --> 00:11:57,600 [\h__\h] see what i'm doing see i'm 138 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:10,150 oh i better hide 139 00:12:39,530 --> 00:12:33,269 no 140 00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:46,230 [Music] 141 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:58,629 okay one more guy one more guy 142 00:12:58,639 --> 00:13:01,030 oh 143 00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:03,190 i didn't know c4 could kill you 144 00:13:06,790 --> 00:13:05,360 that's something new 145 00:13:10,470 --> 00:13:06,800 all right 146 00:13:11,350 --> 00:13:10,480 look i'm 147 00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:11,360 look 148 00:13:22,790 --> 00:13:20,069 everyone's giving me a hard time 149 00:13:24,550 --> 00:13:22,800 [\h__\h] oh my god 150 00:13:29,190 --> 00:13:24,560 oh god these guys must be cheating 151 00:13:31,990 --> 00:13:30,310 mine [\h__\h] 152 00:13:42,470 --> 00:13:32,000 come and get it i'm not 153 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:54,310 oh yeah this is a good spot 154 00:14:01,030 --> 00:13:56,470 oh yeah see this this is how you win 155 00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:03,350 you just hold down the trigger 156 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:06,720 and really the bolt ratio to kill 157 00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:08,399 you want that as high as possible 158 00:14:11,590 --> 00:14:09,600 because it shows that you're actually 159 00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:11,600 doing work you're not too afraid to 160 00:14:14,389 --> 00:14:12,560 shoot 161 00:14:16,629 --> 00:14:14,399 and uh 162 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:16,639 if there's someone who uh needs to be 163 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:18,000 killed you're willing to do it you may 164 00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:19,760 not be able to do it but you're willing 165 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:21,600 to do that because you you're qualified 166 00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:22,959 and you have the practice of pulling the 167 00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:31,189 oh 168 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:32,480 stupid 169 00:14:42,829 --> 00:14:33,760 noob tube 170 00:14:46,629 --> 00:14:44,389 well 171 00:14:49,269 --> 00:14:46,639 here's my beloved [\h__\h] shack 172 00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:49,279 c4 on the ground 173 00:14:59,509 --> 00:14:51,500 64.